The Comedians-eye View of 01/22/99
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 99 11:15:18 -0800
Subject: The Comedians-eye View of 01/22/99
Excerpted-from: 01/22/99 -- ShopTalk
Friday January 22, 1999
"You walk into a drug store... and you just need to get some girl stuff,
and you're sitting there with a kinda cute cashier boy person -- having
you do an autograph over your sanitary napkins for his girlfriend."
-- TORI AMOS, Wednesday night on AOL, answering
"What part of being famous sucks the most?"
Dennis Rodman will return to the NBA. His retirement from the game was
short-lived. He's had marriages last longer. (Alan Ray)
Washington, D.C., is recovering from a frigid storm that covered the city
in ice. "The storm has become affectionately known as Hurricane Hillary."
A child-welfare activist in Oakland wants the city to declare itself a
no-spanking zone. "What should be banned is the expression 'This will hurt
me more than it'll hurt you.'" (Daily Scoop)
Rod Stewart and his wife, supermodel, Rachel Hunter, have separated due to
irreconcilable differences. "Like for starters, she's 33 and he's 90."
© 1999 Peter Langston