JsOTD - 2/5/99
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 5 Feb 99 12:40:02 -0800
Subject: JsOTD - 2/5/99
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How ironic that "I do" can be both the shortest sentence and the longest.
Q: What is the first thing you know?
A: Old Jed's a millionaire.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind
up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
Women are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones
already there resent it.
Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house. "Hey Mom, guess
what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!" Mom is understandably confused
for a second, then asks, "You mean it's shaped like a peanut?" "No silly,
Feudalism: When it's your Count that votes.
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the
new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it
was the old business of "opposites attract" was the reply. "He wasn't
pregnant and I was."
Take heart, the only person who always got his work done by Friday was
© 1999 Peter Langston