Fun_People Archive
24 Feb
The bum

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Date: Wed, 24 Feb 99 20:28:40 -0800
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Bum: Could you spare a couple of bucks?
Man: Will you buy booze?
Bum: No.
Man: Will you gamble it away?
Bum: No.
Man: Okay, but you gotta come home with me so my wife can see what
	happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble...

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