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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 99 20:28:40 -0800
Subject: The bum
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Bum: Could you spare a couple of bucks?
Man: Will you buy booze?
Man: Will you gamble it away?
Man: Okay, but you gotta come home with me so my wife can see what
happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble...
© 1999 Peter Langston