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4 Mar
Multiple Carjackings foiled...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  4 Mar 99 10:32:57 -0800
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Subject: Multiple Carjackings foiled...

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A "true" story

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will
if required.... so get out of the car.

The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the drivers seat.  Small problem, her key
wouldn't fit the ignition.  Her car was identical and parked four or five
spaces further down.  She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the
police station.

The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white
males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly white woman......

No charges were filed.

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