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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/05/99

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Excerpted-from: 03/05/99- ShopTalk

                         Friday March 5, 1999

  "I was in New Hampshire with my family at a pizza place.  The kid working
there goes, 'Hey, you look like Adam Sandler.' I said, 'Yeah, I know.'  He
goes, 'What's your name?'  I go 'Adam Sandler.'  And he goes, 'Whoa, that's
a coincidence.'"
				- Adam Sandler in Twist magazine


Paula Jones has embarked on a new career as a psychic advisor.  "She thinks
she has psychic abilities, but she doesn't have normal sensory abilities.
She went up to Clinton's room- I'm not a psychic, and I know what happens
when you go up to Clinton's room." (Leno)

Hit the Road: Auto safety tests show the Isuzu Trooper, the KIA Sportage
and the Honda CR-V may roll over.  "When Ken Starr hear they might roll
over, he offered them immunity the same day." (Argus Hamilton)

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