What, no Cover-Girl Smear Proof Lipstick?
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Date: Wed, 24 Mar 99 17:08:50 -0800
Subject: What, no Cover-Girl Smear Proof Lipstick?
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The Five Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky / Walters Interview" (and
yes, these really did air during the interview):
5. Victoria's Secret lingerie.
4. Burger King --
Featuring the song "It's My Party, and I'll Cry if I Want To."
3. Oral-B Deluxe.
2. A promo for the TV movie "Cleopatra," with the following voice-over:
"When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world."
1. Maytag's Neptune washing machine --
"It actually has the power to remove stains!"
© 1999 Peter Langston