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The Comedian's-eye View of 04/06/99

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                         Tuesday April 6, 1999

"Los Angeles is all show-business people.  It's cool seeing celebrities
 from the old days, but there are less and less of them.  I only like guys
 that were famous before I got into show business- everyone else is, like,
 so what?"
		- Norm Macdonald, on living Los Angeles, in Rolling Stone

President Clinton took time out from the Kosovo crisis to play golf.  "The
White House said the reason he was playing golf was to relieve the stress,
and you've got to admit it's a lot better than his old way of relieving
stress." (Jay Leno)

NATO stepped up attacks on Yugoslavia.  "Or as President Clinton calls it,
the 'Golf War.'" (Leno)

The U.S. Navy is reportedly running out of missiles.  "Shortage of bombs?
Call CBS." (David Letterman)

A newspaper claims to have photos of George Bush Jr. dancing naked on a bar.
"Sounds presidential to me." (Letterman)

The FBI wrapped up its search for atheist leader Madalyn Murray O'Hair,
announcing that Bureau investigators could find no evidence of her
existence. (Chris Bannon)

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