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21 Apr
Things You Would Never Hear Your Jewish Mother Say

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 99 03:58:02 -0700
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Subject: Things You Would Never Hear Your Jewish Mother Say

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   Things You Never Would Hear Your Jewish Mother Say:

 "Be good and on Hanukah I'll get You a BB gun!"
 "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back."
 "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve."
 "Let me smell that shirt - yeah, it's good for another week."
 "I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity."
 "Yeah, I used to skip school, too."
 "Just leave all the lights makes the house more cheery."
 "Could you turn the music up louder, so I can enjoy it, too?"
 "Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!"
 "Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know."
 "I don't have a tissue with me - just use your sleeve."
 "The curfew is a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm watching the
  clock or anything."
 "Well if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."
 "Sorry. I only have white bread for that baloney sandwich."

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