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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 2 May 99 11:28:50 -0700
Subject: Doctor's Ethics
Forwarded-by: Jack Doyle <firstname.lastname@example.org>
A woman in her doctor's office shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!"
The flustered Doctor says that it would be against his code of ethics to
A few minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, PLEASE, kiss me!"
Again he refuses, apologetically, but says that as a doctor he simply cannot
Another few minutes pass, and the woman again pleads; "Doctor, Doctor,
please kiss me just once!"
"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably
shouldn't even be fucking you".
© 1999 Peter Langston