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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 16 May 99 19:57:37 -0700
Subject: Dog Quotes
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in
case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in
- Dave Barry
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
- Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down."
- Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
- Ann Landers
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams
© 1999 Peter Langston