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The Comedian's-eye View of 06/03/99

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Excerpted-from: 06/03/99 -- ShopTalk

                         Thursday June 3, 1999

                  "Obviously Spike Lee is more stupid
                     than you can be by accident."

                            Rep. Dick Armey


The New Hampshire Legislature has finally voted to recognize Martin Luther
King Jr. Day.  "And in a surprise move, the Legislature declared that
electricity isn't 'a danged nuisance' after all and might be worth looking
into.'" (Bill Williams)

After serving time in jail for assault stemming from a traffic argument,
Mike Tyson was released.  "He didn't say who he'll fight next, but sources
say it'll be either Evander Holyfield or some guy who cuts him off in
traffic." (Conan O'Brien)

Craig Kilborn is getting heat from wrestling fans for making a joke about
the recent death of a pro wrestler.  "I'm wondering: Are they really angry
or are they just pretending to be angry.?" (Daily Scoop)

The Essential David Letterman: Things that will soon hit 6 billion:
10. Children fathered by Mick Jagger
8. Sales of official "Phantom Menace" "I hate Jar Jar" buttons.
6. Darryl Strawberry second chances.
5. Country music awards shows
3. Dick Clark's Age
1. NATO bombing mistakes

Washington is attacking Hollywood over violence.  Yesterday, GOP
conservatives rallied against such films during their annual conference
supporting the death penalty. (Alan Ray)

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