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The Comedian's-eye View of 06/21/99 -- ShopTalk

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                         Monday June 21, 1999

	"Isn't this country wonderful, where RuPaul and Dan Quayle
	 both use MAC cosmetics?"
				-MAC president John Demsey on hearing that
				 Quayle uses MAC for public appearances.

[Yes, but when do we get ours?  -psl]

Atty. Gen. Janet Reno has bee offered a job as a law professor at Florida
State University.  "And, if she wants it, a full football scholarship." (Jay

A man who died of natural causes on the New York City subway rode around
for five hours before anybody noticed.  "And afterward commuters said they
didn't try to help because they thought it was just Al Gore campaigning."
(Conan O'Brien)

The American Film Institute unveiled its picks for the greatest screen
legends.  The list was limited to people who made their screen debut before
1950.  "Gee, tough break for the brat pack." (Daily Scoop)

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