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21 Jun
The Phone Call to Mother

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 99 11:29:30 -0700
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Subject: The Phone Call to Mother

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A young Jewish homosexual calls his mother to tell her he has decided to go
straight; he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married!  He
tells his mother he knows she will be happier since his gay lifestyle had
been very disturbing to her.  She admits that she is, indeed, delighted and
asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be
Jewish?"  He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but that she comes
from a wealthy Beverly Hills family.  The mother is overjoyed by this news
and asks, "What's her name?"  He answers, "Monica ... Monica Lewinsky."
There is a brief pause, then his mother asks,  "And what ever happened to
that nice black boy you were dating last year?"

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