Why Convert To Catholicism?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 99 14:28:49 -0700
Subject: Why Convert To Catholicism?
Abe and Murray are strolling down the street one day when they happen upon
a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "CONVERT TO
CATHOLICISM AND GET $10." Murray stops walking and stares at the sign.
Abe turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?" "Abe," replies
Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it." Abe says, "What? Are you crazy?" Murray
thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it." With that, Murray
strides purposefully into the church and comes out twenty minutes later with
his head bowed. "So," asks Abe, "did you get your $10?" Murray looks up
at him and says, "Is that all you people think about?"
© 1999 Peter Langston