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22 Jul
Tight Shoes

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 99 09:49:55 -0700
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Subject: Tight Shoes

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On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all
her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic ensues until her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes
from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.  Unfortunately,
they were a too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's
feet were agony.  When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing
she could think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard
what they expected: grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled
scream. Eventually they heard Edward say "God, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. "Right. Now for the other

Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said.

"My God. That was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."

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