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The Comedian's-eye View of 07/23/99

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                          Friday July 23, 1999

    "I cannot think to say anything bad about Jeter, except that he's
     more talented than me, he's got more money than me...he's got
     better women. I'll trade my past for his future. How about that?"

             Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson on Yankee Derek Jeter



A very angry Dan Quayle accused George W. Bush of trying to buy the
Republican nomination.  "This is quite a fight.  In fact, it's the closest
either one of them has ever come to combat." (Jay Leno)

His campaign reports debts of $600,000 but has only $200,000 on hand.  "If
he's as good at math as he is at spelling, he was encouraged by the news."
(Argus Hamilton)

Doctors says a man in Washington state whose gun went off after he tucked
it into his waistband wasn't seriously injured.  "I don't know what's more
embarrassing. Firing a gun in your pants, or firing a gun and not hitting
anything." (Leno)

"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," has a record 399 obscenities and
profane or suggestive words. Naturally ---- They adapted the script from
The Starr Report. (Bill Williams)

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