Where Babies Come From?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 15 Aug 99 20:25:32 -0700
Subject: Where Babies Come From?
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One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that
her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied
"Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off
all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the Mommy
puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said,
"Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's
where jewelry comes from."
© 1999 Peter Langston