Beware of Dog
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 99 16:26:59 -0700
Subject: Beware of Dog
Forwarded-by: Sharon Willgus
Beware of Dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying;
DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed an old
hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like
a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because"; the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."
© 1999 Peter Langston