The Great Bar Competition
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 99 12:14:10 -0700
Subject: The Great Bar Competition
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An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pole are drinking in a neighborhood bar.
They're having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar but where I come from,
back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, if you buy two
drinks, MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from
there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn there's this place, Vinny's. At
Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink,
Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Then the Polish guy speaks up, "You think that's great? Where I come from,
there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your
first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink,
and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the others. "That's fantastic! That actually happened to you?"
"Well, no," replies the Polish guy, "but it did happen to my sister!"
© 1999 Peter Langston