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The Comedian's-eye View of 09/29/99

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                     Wednesday September 29, 1999

     "I was an odd child, and I wanted to have stigmata. Really,
      I loved God so much...that I thought, 'Please give me stigmata!' I
      would look and look and they never came. But I finally found a movie
      where I could live out my little fantasy."

               - Stigmata's actress Patricia Arquette


Police in Ohio charged a teenager with driving a buggy while drunk. "The
great thing about being an Amish criminal is you can never get the electric
chair. They just make you sit in the sun." (Jay Leno)

Mary Bono, the congresswoman widow of Sonny Bono, is engaged to Brian Prout,
the drummer for the Diamond Rio country music group. It is her first serious
relationship with a musician. (Jim Rosenberg)

Pat Buchanan continues to defend himself against charges that he's
anti-Semitic. In fact, he's coming out with a new book. It's called "White
Anglo-Saxon Protestants are from Mars, Everyone Else is from Venus." (Steve

Senator John McCain has officially announced his candidacy for president.
He endured 5 and 1/2 years of emotional and mental torture in a POW camp.
In other words, he's used to the media.  (Alan Ray)

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