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The Comedian's-eye View of 10/05/99

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Excerpted-from: 10/05/99 -- ShopTalk

                        Tuesday October 5, 1999

 "Bill Bradley admitted he's smoked marijuana, then turned the tables
on [This Week's] Sam Donaldson and Cokie Roberts and asked if they
had ever done drugs. She said, 'Come on, why do you think they call
me Cokie?'"

                 Chris Rock, on The Chris Rock Show


"So Dan Quayle has given up his dream of becoming president. And today Pat
Buchanan has given up his dream of invading Paris by Spring." (Jay Leno)

Al Gore has challenged bill Bradley to debate the issues.  "The vice
president plans on scheduling these debates jut as soon as the "Debate 2000
Programs" are installed in his head."  (Craig Kilborn)

The baseball season is over for the Dodgers and the Angels.  "They had the
kind of season that makes us Angelenos really excited about our professional
football team." (Gary Easley)

The Christian Coalition met in DC over the weekend.  They're calling for
separation of church and state.  And, they plan to raise millions of dollars
to get politicians elected who share the same view. (Alan Ray)

In an upcoming Playboy interview, Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura says if
there's an afterlife, he'd like to come back as a 38 double D.  Judging from
the neck up, I'd say he's halfway there. (Steve Voldseth)

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