Anybody seen these guys at Comdex?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 6 Oct 99 13:13:45 -0700
Subject: Anybody seen these guys at Comdex?
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Excerpt (I never follow URLs perople send me either:
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Which reminds me.....
There was a young man named McBean
Who invented a fucking machine
Concave or convex
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And was perfectly simple to clean.
© 1999 Peter Langston