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The Comedian's-eye View of 10/11/99

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Excerpted-from: 10/11/99 -- ShopTalk

                   Monday October 11, 1999

    "Dan Quayle dropped out [of the Presidential race]. He said that it was
    all about money. 'George W. Bush has raised $40 million.  You do the
    math.' That's what I love about Dan Quayle. You don't need a punch line."
						- Bill Maher


Al Gore's campaign chairman, Tony Coelho, is being accused of fiscal
mismanagement when he ran the World's Fair in Portugal last year.  "Isn't
it amazing? Even Al Gore's scandals are boring."  (Jay Leno)

The MCI Sprint deal creates a combined company called WorldCom. "Because
'Big Evil Eavesdroppers' would be way too obvious." (Stewart)

Newly released National Archive tapes of White House conversations show
President Nixon was a real mean guy. In fact, he was so mean ---- he's now
only one step below Newt "Divorce Her if She's Got Cancer" Gingrich. (Bill

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