Do you want to got to heaven?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 99 18:44:39 -0700
Subject: Do you want to got to heaven?
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Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, Do you
want to go to heaven?"
The man replied, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the mans reply.
Then Father Murphy walked up to OToole and asked, "Do you want to go to
OToole said, "No, I dont Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you
die you don't want to go to heaven?"
OToole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now."
© 1999 Peter Langston