NTK bits, 1999-10-29
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Date: Fri, 29 Oct 99 14:40:53 -0700
Subject: NTK bits, 1999-10-29
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"We don't make these investments to get a return," said Andersen
spokesman Andrew Giangola. "We make them because we want to be
involved in a hot and exciting online business."
...perhaps not the management consultancy you'd paid good money for
>> HARD NEWS <<
they thought they knew
Just when you thought you'd wait forever for a free DVD player,
along come two cracks at once. The first was the leaking onto the
Linux LIVID player mailing list of the DVD Content Scrambling System
code used by the Jon Johansen's cracker for Windows, DeCSS. Bits of
the code was already written and GPL'd by Derek Fawcus - which means
that the rest of the code could end up under GPL - hence the leak.
More importantly, though, it also meant that the CSS decryption
algorithm was now open to public scrutiny. It only took a few hours
to confirm what everyone's been suspecting for a while. The CSS
decryption system sucks. It works by storing a whole bunch of keys
on each DVD. Industry overseers, the DVD Forum, hand out one
matching decryption key to each manufacturer: if any of these
company's equipment got cracked, future DVD disc's were to be
pressed without this key, making the crack (and that company's
hardware) unusable with new movies. Quite whether the Forum would
ever dare to carry out this threat against its own licensees is
unclear. It's a bit moot now, though, since open cryptanalysis of
the CSS algorithm showed that it was possible to brute force *all*
of the current keys in a few days. In order to preserve the system,
the DVD Forum would have to disable all keys, turning every hardware
player sold so far into a pile of scrap iron. Boy, these Hollywood
guys are *smart*, aren't they?
- the story in a nutshell
- next round: let me see you wobble those tracks
Who do you trust? The people at THE NEW YORK TIMES, or a porn site
manager? What a relief to know that sometimes it's the same thing.
The NYT was the first (but not the only) Proper Media outlet to
report, open-mouthed and panting, that on the Web, "Models Auction
Their Eggs to Bidders for Beautiful Children". A story like that is
fit to print whether it's true or not, so maybe it's understandable
that the Times' journalists didn't bother to look too closely at
the RONSANGELS.COM's credentials: like, for example, the fact that
the site invited potential fathers to pay $24.95 a month to look at
"larger pictures" of said models. Or that RONSANGEL's sister sites
included eroticboxoffice.com and the Creative Nude Network. Without
getting too distasteful about it, it looks like RONSANGELS ovary
play was rather more intent on re-directing sperm than distributing
eggs. The good Professor, Feed's CLAY SHIRKY, has the details:
- CLICK HERE FOR XXXXX NYT EGG FACIALS!
- TR0ST B1FF!
- sure *looks* like a bona fide medical facility
>> ANTI-NEWS <<
berating the obvious
FUTURE PUBLISHING'S http://www.linuxanswers.co.uk crashes linux
browsers... AMAZON London bus ads claim company is "irresistable"
(and "iliterate" too, we guess)... US ISP receives British spam,
blocks all .co.uk mail... from the makers of BIBLE TRIVIA
http://www.cadaco.com/prodsn2.htm ... OBSERVER "POWER LIST '99",
chosen by scientists, journalists, TV "celebrities", includes odd
preponderance of scientists, journalists, TV "celebrities"... BBC
NEWS ONLINE celebrates 2nd birthday by messing up content management
system, falling over... get naked with QXL:
... YAHOO downplays Compuserve membership: (see bottom of)
KEVIN WARWICK garners yet more pointless publicity:
http://www.ntk.net/doh/991029cat.jpg ... ALTAVISTA
http://www.altavista.com/av3/promo/19_ads_launch.html announces that
"beneath humanity's raging debates, there is a common element that
unites us all. We're curious. We're all searching for our own
answers" - and the answer to "how do you evade the new crap design?"
... CLIFF STANFORD cancels own Demon subscription:
>> EVENT QUEUE <<
goto's considered non-harmful
Blah blah ICA blah blah how new media is transforming contemporary
narrative blah blah - blah blah speakers include one of Peter
Molyneux's "young friends", Jeff Noon, Alan Welsman (of "Sony
Playstations UK"), blah blah NEAL STEPHENSON blah blah UKP10 all
day next Sat (1999-11-06). Alternatively, get him to hand-correct
the perl code in your copy of Cryptonomicon at London's Forbidden
Planet (5-6pm, Tue 1999-11-02)
- occasionally down due to "building work"
- still waiting for a patch file that includes the *non-crypto* errors
>> SMALL PRINT <<
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happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it
on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have
nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent.
It is registered at the Post Office as "favourite, snide"
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