Social Security Proof
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 99 12:14:24 -0800
Subject: Social Security Proof
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A retired gentlemen goes into the social security office to apply for social
After waiting in line a long time he gets to the counter. The woman behind
the counter asks him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looks
in his pockets and realizes he has left his wallet at home. He tells the
woman that he's very sorry but he seems to have left his wallet at home.
"Will I have to go home and come back again?" he asks. The woman says,
"Maybe not. Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt, revealing lots
of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me." and she processes his social security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at
the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants.
You could have qualified for disability, too!"
© 1999 Peter Langston