NTK Bits, 1999-11-05
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 99 18:27:15 -0800
Subject: NTK Bits, 1999-11-05
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Excerpted-from: NTK now, 1999-11-05
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"Little did he know that applications such as online
auctions, MP3 or network gaming would come about and change
the face of the Internet forever, despite being virtually
unknown and technically impossible only a year ago."
- EVA PASCOE, The Independent, 1999-11-01
...finding decent MP3s has been "technically impossible" since 1996
>> HARD NEWS <<
If Internet time is measured in femtoseconds, government crypto
time continues to grind away in terms that make geological epochs
seem a bit flighty. So, if you're still with us, here's where it's
at. The DTI Select Committee report on the Electronic
Communications Bill slid out last week, stating the obvious: that
it still smacked of key escrow, and trying to prove you never had
a decryption key [see NTKs passim] was, while nothing like what
some "hysterical" commentators were gabbling [qv ibid], still damn
iffy if you asked them. Two conclusions of the report were clutched
at glacial pace by the DTI. Firstly, that the spook-led wiretapping
clauses should be punted off to the Home Office's own Interception
of Communications Bill (the DTI duly leaked to the FT their
intention to do just that). And secondly, that the industry should
hurry up with their own self-regulatory crypto code of practice.
Cue the latest DTI fall-gal Patricia Hewitt trying to scare the
Alliance for Electronic Business board into action. Fine: but short
of turning in all their private keys to the spooks, what are we
supposed to be regulating again?
- hurry ... up ... you ... e... business ... slouchers...
- Patricia Hewitt: "twitchy"
- inoculated! no returns!
>> TRACKING <<
making good use of the things that we find
There's some very tortuous "GIF awk" joke under the surface of
today's "Burn All GIFs" protest, but you won't find it here,
because WEB2PNG is written in Python. It's a utility, written by
ESR and included in his GIF2PNG distribution, that'll romp through
your Web directories and optimise away any of those evil
patent-law-suite-beckoning GIFs, replacing them with deliciously
topical PNGs. As if you hadn't guessed. We're going to wait just
a leetle bit longer (until those non-PNG compliant browsers die
off a bit more, and we can work out how to do animated PNGs) but,
hell, if *you* did that too where would you be? Looking down the
wrong end of Eric's .45 when the revolution comes, that's what.
- consider that to be your final warning and or resting ground
Official NTK policy is that if you're not reading this in its
definitive, non-proportional e-mail form, you're a fricking girl.
And all the best fricking girls these days have a Palm, so JUSTIN
MASON has been kindly running the Web page through his brilliant
sitescooper (aka snarfnews) program, and dumping the results for
download at his site. NTK is available in DOC and iSilo formats,
as are all kinds of other girlish, lavender-smelling Websites you
may want to read, like The Register and the Linux Weekly News. And
"Dr Koop's Health News".
- it's unnatural, we tell you
>> SMALL PRINT <<
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happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it
on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have
nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent.
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