JsOTD - Single-themed, sexist - 12/3/99
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 3 Dec 99 12:14:29 -0800
Subject: JsOTD - Single-themed, sexist - 12/3/99
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Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $7.99 a minute
He: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
She: "Because you're never home when it happens."
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
© 1999 Peter Langston