You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when...
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 99 11:34:36 -0800
Subject: You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when...
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-=[ You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when... ]=-
-You expect the confirmation of your airline reservation to be: "INSHALLAH"
-You don't expect to eat dinner until 10:30 PM.
-You need a sweater when it's 80 degrees Fahrenheit.
-You expect everyone to own a mobile phone, a BMW , Benz, or a Jeep.
-Seat belts !!! what are those??
-Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the house boy.
-Your idea of grocerry shopping is leaving a list for the maid.
-Going out every single night of the week until at least 3 a.m. otherwise
you are anti social or up to no good and hiding something.
-If women try to pay anything in the presence of a man, that means he has
no balls and is probably gay.
-If it's not black and Versace or another big name it doesn't count as
-You understand "no problem" means follow up
-You think a picnic means pulling over on the side of the road with your TV
and water pipe.
-You believe that speed limits are only advisory.
-You expect to be blamed when a local national hits the back of your car at
a stop sign
-You wear a jacket inside and take it off when you go out.
-You think shopping malls are covered "souqs" ( flea markets ), hey Europe
really doesn't have malls.
-You think carpets belong on the wall.
-You know which end of a "shawarma" to unwrap first.
-You think the further you inch into the middle of the intersection, the
faster the light will turn green.
-You know that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between
the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins
to blow his horn.
-You think a red light means run it.
-You think only men should hold hands in public.
-You have more carpets than floor space.
-You make left turns from the far right lane.
-You expect at least gold for every birthday.
-You think Pepsi begins with a "B".
-You think the uncut version of "Little House on the Prairie" is provocative
BUT ADMIT THAT WE LOVE IT LIKE THIS !!!! And wouldn't have it any other
© 1999 Peter Langston