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The Comedian's-eye View of 12/20/99

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Excerpted-from: 12/20/99 -- ShopTalk

                       Monday December 20, 1999

     "I was a tough cookie...Now I'm a lady. I hope people can finally see
      me for who I am. I've never been a bad girl. Just because I like to
      hunt and fish and ride a dirt bike doesn't make me a bad girl. I was
      young and naive, and I made some bad choices.  Who hasn't?"

                     -- Tonya Harding, in TV Guide


Marv Albert will become the lead NBC basketball anchor next fall.  He'll be
tied up until then.  And that's just in his hotel room. (Ray)

The major airlines have instituted new customer service policies.  It
affects fliers who miss planes.  If a passenger is bumped from a flight, he
will be given the next available seat in the terminal. (Ray)

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