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The Comedian's-eye View of 12/22/99

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Excerpted-from: 12/22/99 -- ShopTalk

                      Wednesday December 22, 1999

  "We have made headway on most issues, which range from employment
   to minority vending to the board of directors. This is ongoing."

              - NAACP spokesman John White after postponing boycott
		against the Big Four broadcast networks

The Connecticut supreme court has rejected bans on ATM charges. Most
automated teller machines have the same screen display for such a
transaction. "Stick 'em up." (Alan Ray)

NBA refs will begin wearing microphones. How will they filter out the
profanity around them? They know not to stand between Latrell Sprewell and
the fans. (Alan Ray)

"According to the British press, Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife are
naming President Clinton the godfather of the new baby.  Believe me, Clinton
was relieved when he heard it was just godfather." (Jay Leno)

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