The Birds and the Bees
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 99 00:24:12 -0800
Subject: The Birds and the Bees
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A father asked his son on his ninth birthday if he knew about the birds and
Little Johnny burst into tears and wailed "I don't want to know!"
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Johnny sobbed, "When I was six I got the 'there's no Santa'
speech. When I turned seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then at eight you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech! If
you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got
nothing left to live for!"
© 1999 Peter Langston