Animals think the darndest things.
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 100 13:22:09 -0800
Subject: Animals think the darndest things.
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Dog: "Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?"
Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think
I'll mind eating the same old fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Dog: "Why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me
for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am
lord and master!"
Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give
me a cracker? Hell, no!"
Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
Dog: "What a headache... What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"
Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! Now *there's* a new one!"
Dog: "Human legs are such teases."
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