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The Comedian's-eye View of 01/25/00

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Excerpted-from: 01/25/00 -- ShopTalk

                     Tuesday January 25, 2000

   "A new survey says the gap between the richest Americans
    and the poorest Americans is becoming even more wide.
    We are actually becoming two separate societies -- one
    that watches its bank account grow and grow and grow
    and another one that watches a lot of wrestling."

                            -- Bill Maher


Georgia has been hit by a tremendous winter storm. The cause was a sudden
shift in atmospheric pressure. Meteorologists say a band of arctic air
moved in between Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. (Alan Ray)

The Iowa caucuses were held Monday. Going into New Hampshire, a lot of
questions remain unanswered.  And that's just at a Bush press conference.
(Alan Ray)

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