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                      Wednesday January 26, 2000

     "Recognize that gathering and reporting information may cause harm or
      discomfort. Pursuit of the news is not a license for arrogance."

		- Society of Professional Journalists Code of Ethics


Burger King and the Backstreet Boys have signed an exclusive promotion
deal. As part of the deal, the Whopper will now be served on milquetoast
buns. (Jim Rosenberg)

Doctors say the death rate from liposuction is 20 to 60 Times greater than
other operations. The only current example of sucking causing greater loss
is this year's Chicago Bulls team. (Rosenberg)

Baseball's spring training begins soon. The Braves plan to use John Rocker
this season in relief. Not middle or late. Comic. (Alan Ray)

Disneyland has upped admission prices again. You can tell the attitude has
changed at the park.  The eighth dwarf is now Greedy. (Alan Ray)

George W. Bush said at a press conference in Iowa that he thinks there is
a better answer than Roe vs.  Wade. Course at the time, he was thinking of
what's the best way to cross the Manassis river. (Bill Williams)

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