Etoy Finally Really Wins
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 100 17:31:38 -0800
Subject: Etoy Finally Really Wins
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From: "etoy.AGENT027" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
TOTAL VICTORY for the etoy.CORPORATION AND THE INTERNET COMMUNITY ((WHICH
PROVED THAT THE NET IS NOT YET IN THE HANDS OF E-COMMERCE GIANTS)).
NOBODY INVESTS TO LOSE MONEY! NOT EVEN MEDIA ARTISTS...
"MONEY AND SHARES ARE THE OBJECTS OF OUR DESIRE... BUT ART IS WHAT WE WOULD
KILL FOR..." *
thank you for flying etoy....
*QUOTE etoy.DAVE, TONGA 1994
(SANTA MONICA / ZUERICH / NEW YORK)
THE LAWSUIT AGAINST etoy IS DROPPED!
according to the etoy.LAWYERS chris truax in san diego and peter e. wild
in zurich eToys Inc. gave up its naive fight against the famous
international art group etoy this tuesday after a long and exhausting
dispute about the terms and conditions of this settlement.
on monday, january 24, 2000, the TOYWAR.crisis-control-board, 1345 special
TOYWAR.agents and media warriors triggered another firestorm : within a
few hours many hundred EMAIL-TOY-BOMBS exploded in the brains of customers,
e-shoppers, brokers and nervous business men all over the world.
no one got hurt - but the message is placed and the eToys share value sunk
below its initial price of $20: value on tuesday / 11.12 AM: $19.0625 per
one of the targets of the violence-free toy-bombing was the eToys HQ in
.. eToys felt that it is now time to drop
this lawsuit and to accept all the demands the etoy.CORPORATION submitted.
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO DO BUSINESS WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST E-COMMERCE GIANTS
IN THE WORLD: F*U*C*K*I*N*G* INTENSE & REALLY EXPENSIVE BUT A KICK FOR
ALL OF US! WE ALL LEARNED A LOT.
WE THANK ALL THE BRAVE AGENTS WHO LINED UP BEHIND US TO PROTECT THE ART
BRAND "etoy" & FREEDOM ON THE NET!
all agents on TOYWAR.com get rewarded with etoy.SHARES and special
TOYWAR.heros will be awarded with etoy.MEDALS and TOYWAR.titles after
champagne and drugs left the bodies of the TOYWAR.crisis-control-
THIS IS A GREAT MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF INTERNET ART!
for one time we avoid long statements and launch the party rockets...
signed and verified: the etoy.BOARD
(MORE INFORMATION SOON!)
etoy.CRISIS-PRESS-OFFICE: 0041 1 242 40 81
if you joined this community because of the lawsuit....you can now
email@example.com without any negative feelings! good bye & it was
nice to meet you. otherwise stay tuned and wait for even more exciting
media viruses and twisted business plans from the etoy.LABORATORIES. we
are not done yet.
LAST MESSAGE TO the eToys LEGAL-DEPT:
THANK YOU FOR HELPING US GROW!
© 2000 Peter Langston