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The Comedian's-eye View of 01/27/00

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Excerpted-from: 01/27/00 -- ShopTalk

                      Thursday January 27, 2000

  "I am not the boss of my house.  I don't know how I lost it.
   I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it.
   But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it."
							- Bill Cosby


"One of Al Gore's best friends from his younger days claims that Al used
marijuana regularly for years. Al Gore smoking marijuana; if that doesn't
prove to young people once and for all that drugs are not cool, nothing
will." (Jay Leno)

"The Watergate tapes of former President Richard Nixon went on sale last
week...Nixon swears so much on the tapes, they're now thinking of re-
releasing them as a rap album." (Leno)

"Pat Buchanan promised that mass immigration to the United States will end
once he's elected president. Don't worry, Pat. If YOU'RE elected, the big
probem's going to be keeping everyone in. (Dennis Miller)

The New Hampshire primary is Tuesday.  What would Regis Philbin say to
George Bush on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"?  "Is that your final
non-answer?" (Alan Ray)

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