Fun_People Archive
30 Jan
A few thoughtful one-liners... I think

Content-Type: text/plain
Mime-Version: 1.0 (NeXT Mail 3.3 v118.2)
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 100 13:15:22 -0800
To: Fun_People
Precedence: bulk
Subject: A few thoughtful one-liners... I think

X-Lib-of-Cong-ISSN: 1098-7649  -=[ Fun_People ]=-
Forwarded-by: <>

+ Remember, amateurs built the ark.  Professionals built the Titanic.
+ Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
+ Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
+ Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
+ Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
+ Even on the right track you'll surely get run over if you just sit there.
+ An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.  A pessimist
  knows it.
+ There is always death and taxes; but death doesn't get worse every year.
+ "People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them somebody
  famous said them first."        - Benjamin Franklin
+ It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
+ I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
+ Indecision is the key to flexibility.
+ If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
+ I don't get even, I get odder.
+ In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
+ I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
+ Dijon vu --the same mustard as before.
+ My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
+ I plan on living forever.  So  far, so good.
+ I *am* in shape.  Round is a shape.
+ Practice safe eating -- always use a condiment.
+ A day without sunshine is like night.
+ I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for  it.
+ It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask
  you all the questions.
+ Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
+ Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
+ Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should be changed
  regularly and for the same reason.
+ You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
  stopped laughing.

prev [=] prev © 2000 Peter Langston []