Don't Disgrace your Family
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 100 12:19:48 -0800
Subject: Don't Disgrace your Family
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There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she
told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother said, "Let me tell you
about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to
like that, but don't let him do it!"
She continued, "He is going to try to touch your breast; you are going
to like that, but don't let him do it. He is going to try to put his hand
between your legs; you are going to like that too, but don't let him do
it. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that
too, but don't let him do it, it will disgrace your family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old
lady had predicted. She said, "But Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace
my family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him, and
disgraced his family instead!"
© 2000 Peter Langston