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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/02/00

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Excerpted-from: 03/02/00 -- ShopTalk

                         Thursday March 2, 2000

	"I understand she [Tonya Harding] hit him with a hubcap because
	 apparently the bottle of Wild Turkey was not empty."

                          -- David Letterman


Kathie Lee Gifford dropped her own ratings month bombshell Tuesday ?
declaring she plans to LEAVE her talk show in July!  Looks like the children
in her clothing factories need to brace for a pay cut! Richard (Burkard/

Kathy Lee Gifford is quitting her talk show with Regis. In celebration of
her announcement, she let her workers take off an hour early. That way most
could be home by midnight. (Alan Ray)

The U.S. Census Bureau has mailed  out 120 million incorrectly addressed
letters to U.S. households informing them that the questionnaire will soon
follow. Fortunately, the equally inept U.S. Postal Service is likely to
deliver them to a different address than on the envelope, canceling out
the error. (Jim Rosenberg/ www.mrmonologue)

George W. Bush has widened his lead in the GOP race for president. He's
glad to be putting some distance between John McCain and himself. He can
now get back to not addressing the issues. (Ray)

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