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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/07/00

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Excerpted-from: 03/07/00 -- ShopTalk

                        Tuesday March 7, 2000

         "I think the pill altered female thinking. When
          you think of millions of women were taking daily
          hormones, you cannot deny it must have changed their
          personalities.  I truly don't think feminism would
          have reached such absurd proportions if there were
          no pill. It must have had an effect.

                       --Director Roman Polanski


George W. Bush was the top pick in a new presidential poll of school kids
conducted by Scholastic.  The kids are smart -- they figured he would help
the curve.  (Jim Rosenberg/

South Carolina's Bob Jones University announced over the weekend that it
will DROP its ban on interracial dating.  For this controversial college,
it's a stunning announcement.  This means conservative Republicans can now
date MODERATE ones! (Burkard)

Millions of voters will go to the polls on Super Tuesday. In our Democratic
model, we work under a plurality system. The winner is the candidate with
the most money. (Alan Ray)

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