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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/29/00

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Excerpted-from: 03/29/00 -- ShopTalk

                        Wednesday March 29, 2000

     "We are, of course, in Los Angeles. The only place
      in the world where people pay $4 for a 12-ounce cappuccino
      and then complain that gas is $1.83 a gallon."

                            -- Jay Leno


"The President and Chelsa also stopped by the famed Taj Mahal, erected by
India's Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan to honor his dead wife, to which the
President remarked 'Ahhh, dead wives.'" (Jon Stewart)

"The rumor is that Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche want to have a child,
and they want the father to be Michael Bolton. In a related story, Melissa
Etheridge announced she's now opposed to lesbians having children." (Conan

George W. Bush is on the campaign trail. He's trying to convince voters of
his ability with a proven record as Texas governor. "We execute more people
before 6 AM than most other states do all day." (Alan Ray)

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