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4 Apr
Relearn An Old Word Each Day (23 days supply)

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	Learn a new word each day

Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter):
	A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl):
	What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney (buh-lo'-nee):
	Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette (burn'-a-det):
	The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize):
	What a crook sees with.

Control (kon-trol'):
	A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers):
	Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse (i-klips'):
	what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur):
	a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes (hee'-rhos):
	what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank (left' bangk'):
	what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty (mis'-tee):
	How golfers create divots.

Paradox (par'-u-doks):
	two physicians.

Parasites (par'-uh-sites):
	what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist):
	a helper on the farm.

Polarize (po'-lur-ize):
	what penguins see with.

Primate (pri'-mat):
	removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief (ree-leef'):
	what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck (rub'-er-nek):
	what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress (seem'-stres):
	describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish (sel'-fish):
	what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued (sub-dood'):
	like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Sudafed (sood'-a-fed):
	bringing litigation against a government official.

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