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14 Apr
Comparative Political Anatomy

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Date: Fri, 14 Apr 100 23:24:17 -0700
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A group of young doctors were having lunch at a medical convention and a  
little serious bragging started up.  The Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my  
country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in  
another, and have him up and looking for work in six weeks".

The German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out  
of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four  
weeks."

The Russian doctor spoke up, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we  
could take a half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them  
both up and looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah!  We are about to take an  
asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half of the country  
will be looking for work the very next day."

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