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The Comedian's-eye View of 04/19/00

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Excerpted-from: 04/19/00 -- ShopTalk

                       Wednesday April 19, 2000

	"With the deadline fast approaching, only 53% of Americans have
	 returned their census forms, well short of the minimum goal of 61
	 percent.  My question is: How do they know that?"

                             -- Colin Quinn


Today's deep question: Do Christian baseball players try NOT to steal bases?
If they do, do they feel guilty about it?  Do they go home and repent?
(Richard Burkard/

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