The Comedian's-eye View of 04/19/00
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 19 Apr 100 01:48:19 -0700
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 04/19/00
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Excerpted-from: 04/19/00 -- ShopTalk
Wednesday April 19, 2000
"With the deadline fast approaching, only 53% of Americans have
returned their census forms, well short of the minimum goal of 61
percent. My question is: How do they know that?"
-- Colin Quinn
Today's deep question: Do Christian baseball players try NOT to steal bases?
If they do, do they feel guilty about it? Do they go home and repent?
(Richard Burkard/ www.LaughLine.com)
© 2000 Peter Langston