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The Comedian's-eye View of 04/25/00

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Excerpted-from: 04/25/00 -- ShopTalk

                        Tuesday April 25, 2000

	"The European Union put forward a resolution at the U.N. urging
	 Russia to investigate reports of mass killings by their troops
	 in Chechnya.  A spokesman for Russia said, 'Yeah, we'll get
	 right on that.'"
					- Dennis Miller

According to recently released Justice Department statistics, the number
of Americans in prison hit a record high of 1.86 million last year. That's
the bad news. The good news is there is now enough former NFL players
incarcerated to grant Leavenworth its own franchise. (Jim Rosenberg/

"Baywatch Hawaii" has signed on a new head writer. As a result, some of
the cast members are complaining about the increased amount of dialogue.
The script is now 3 pages thick. (Alan Ray)

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