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The Comedian's-eye View of 05/01/00

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Excerpted-from: 05/01/00 -- ShopTalk

                         Monday May 1, 2000

       "The New York Post reported that Darva Conger, the innocent victim
	of Fox's 'Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire' will pose nude for
	Playboy magazine.  Now Miss Conger said on 'Larry King' she wanted
	to be let alone, she said it on 'Entertainment Tonight,' she said
	it on 'Good Morning America,' she said it on the 'Today' show, she
	even said it on 'Dateline.' We're just not getting it people. And
	now we've driven her to pose for Playboy. I hope you people are
                            - Jon Stewart

The NBA playoffs continue. ABC is producing a special about the average
fan at a pro basketball game.  "Who Wants to Spend Like a Millionaire?"
(Alan Ray)

"...and Jesse Helms has the nerve to call the 1972 anti-ballistic missile
treaty "a cold war relic.."....  (Ed Gullo)

It has finally happened: Because of the Justice Department's grab for his
money, Bill Gates is no longer the richest man in the world. Oracle CEO
Larry Ellison is number one with $52.1 billion to Bill's $51.5 billion.
But let me put this into perspective for you....If you were Dolly Parton,
would you care about Pamela Anderson? (Bill Williams)

Home of the Free...: Little Rock is the home of the Arkansas Outdoor Hall
of Fame....Oddly enough, it's located indoors. (Williams)

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