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Police Quotes

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Police Quotes

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
 you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write
 anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will
 help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again
 or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
 not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Just how big were those two beers?

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
 we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

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