Newlyweds' First Fight
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 26 May 100 11:16:19 -0700
Subject: Newlyweds' First Fight
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Three weeks after the wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend,"
she wailed, "John and I just had a DREADFUL fight!" "Now calm down, Joanna;
it's OK." said the minister, "It's really not half as bad as you think.
Every marriage has to have its first argument!" "I know, I know!" wailed
Joanna. "But what am I gonna do with the body?"
© 2000 Peter Langston