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The Comedian's-eye View of 06/06/00

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Excerpted-from: 06/06/00 -- ShopTalk

                         Tuesday June 6, 2000


"The sexuality of older women is perhaps the most neglected area of human
sexuality," write Drs. Barbara Bartlik, a psychiatrist with Cornell
University in New York City. The details can be found in her new book,
"Driving Miss Daisy ... Wild!" (Jim Rosenberg/ (

Patrick Swayze crashed his Cessna into a Prescott Valley, Arizona,
subdivision. Luckily no one was hurt, but that's, let's see - Patrick
Swayze, Matthew Perry, Halle Berry, OJ's daughter, Kelsey Grammer and
Catherine Zeta-Jones. Looks like the NRA may be right - Guns don't kill
people, overpaid, self-indulged movie stars kill people. (Bill Williams/

Microsoft is denying rumors that the company was getting ready to move to
Canada. However, Microsoft has not denied rumors that it just bought Canada.
(Guy Nicolucci

Five years after the "trial of the century," lawyer F. Lee Bailey is
spilling new secrets.  Bailey told a Florida court that O.J. Simpson had
trouble passing a lie detector test.  The test was stopped, and the results
now have vanished!  We knew the shovel was in the back of Simpson's Bronco
for SOME reason! Richard Burkard/

"Survivor" is a ratings hit. Sixteen desperate people try to eliminate each
other from competition. The experience is not only teaching them
perseverance, it's preparing them for a career in Hollywood.  (Alan Ray)

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